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He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.
Author: Nigerian Proverb

He who would travel happily must travel light.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
Author: Horace

Health food makes me sick.
Author: Calvin Trillin

Hear the other side. (Audi Partem Alteram)
Author: Saint Augustine

What's a glow worms favourite song ? Wake me up before you glow glow !
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What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !
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What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !
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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !
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What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
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