Best quotes to send by SMS

He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of inci
Author: Victor Hugo
He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.
Author: William Shakespeare
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Author: James Thurber
He who is dying of hunger must be fed rather than taught.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas
He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
Author: Plato
The best jokes to send by SMS

What buzzes, is black and
yellow and goes
along the bottom of the sea ?
A bee in a submarine !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did the confused bee say ?
To bee or
not to bee !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why do bees buzz ?
Because they can't
whistle !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What is a baby bee ?
A little humbug !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Where do bees keep their money ?
In a honey
box !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes