Best quotes to send by SMS
Victor Hugo He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of inci
Author: Victor Hugo

William Shakespeare He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.
Author: William Shakespeare

James Thurber He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Author: James Thurber

Saint Thomas Aquinas He who is dying of hunger must be fed rather than taught.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas

Plato He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
Author: Plato

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !
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Insect jokes What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !
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Insect jokes Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !
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Insect jokes What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !
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Insect jokes Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !
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