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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Author: Thomas Jones

Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
Author: Cicero

From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
Author: Cato the Elder

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Author: Groucho Marx

Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are pearls that were his eyes: Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange.
Author: William Shakespeare

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.
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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes