Best quotes to send by SMS
Lois McMaster Bujold Honesty is the only way with anyone, when you'll be so close as to be living inside each other's skins.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

James Thorpe Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Author: James Thorpe

Spanish Proverb How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
Author: Spanish Proverb

Alice Walker How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names.
Author: Alice Walker

William Shakespeare How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !
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