Best quotes to send by SMS

Honesty is the only way with anyone, when you'll be so close as to be living inside each other's skins.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
Author: James Thorpe
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
Author: Spanish Proverb
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names.
Author: Alice Walker
How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adair
!
Adair who ?
Adair once but I'm bald now !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adolf
!
Adolf who ?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agnes
!
Agnes who ?
Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Al
!
Al who ?
Al lied !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Albee
!
Albee !
Albee a monkey's uncle !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes