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Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight.
Author: Bob Marley

Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.
Author: Tom Hopkins

Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.
Author: St. Francis Xavier

Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.
Author: English Proverb

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes