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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Author: Saki

He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes.
Author: James Thurber

He loved humankind dearly and with all his heart, but he disliked most human beings.
Author: David Guterson

He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased'; but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.'
Author: Julian of Norwich

A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods armed with torches, guns, spears, etc. Soon they spot two bears on the horizon and everybody starts shooting at the bear that's closest to them. "No, not that one," shouts the surviving hunter, "That's the female." "The Czech is in the male."
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Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.
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Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes