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His enemies shall lick the dust.
Author: Bible

His life was gentle; and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might stand up, And say to all the world, THIS WAS A MAN!
Author: William Shakespeare

His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
Author: J. K. Rowling

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
Author: Edward Gibbon

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.
Author: Leonard Louis Levinson

I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
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What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.
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Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
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Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes, but I didn't find it striking.
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