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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
Author: E. V. Lucas

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
Author: Michelangelo Buonarroti

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Author: Emily Dickinson

I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I want to say it firmly: There is a tendency for the world to say to America, "the big problems of the world are yours, you go and sort them out," and then to worry when America wants to sort them out.
Author: Tony Blair

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
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Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
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