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I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight.
Author: Robin Green

I write because I'm afraid to say some things out loud.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
Author: John Steinbeck

If a `religion' is defined to be a system of ideas that contains unprovable statements, then Godel taught us that mathematics is not only a religion, it is the only religion that can prove itself to be one.
Author: John D. Barrow

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Author: Albert Einstein

Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
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Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
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Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
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The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened. When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news. "Ma," he shouted, "the results are in. I won the election!" "Honestly?" The politician's smiled faded. "Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"
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