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Best quotes to send by SMS
He who promises more than he is able to perform, is false to himself; and he who does not perform what he has promised, is a traitor to his friend.Author: George Shelley
He who spares the wicked injures the good.Author: Seneca
He who undervalues himself is justly undervalued by others.Author: William Hazlitt
He who would leap high must take a long run.Author: Danish Proverb
He will live ill who does not know how to die well.Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet
?
He wanted to see the floor show !This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
football team ?
He took too long to put his boots on !This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
What did one centipede say to the other
centipede ?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely
pair of
legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely
pair of
legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely
pair of legs
....!This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?
Because
they are always earwigging their conversations !This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How can you tell which end of a worm is which
?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes