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For to me to live is Christ, and to die is gain.
Author: Bible

For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?
Author: Bible

For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth.
Author: Bible

Force overcome by force. (Vi Victa Vis)
Author: Cicero

Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable of love, and it might be wise to let them go along with your anger. Wish them well, and let them go their way.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I didn't see the other one.
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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
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My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"
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