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He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
Author: John Mason Brown

He talked with more claret than clarity.
Author: Susan Ertz

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good.
Author: Jewish Proverb

He that gives should never remember, he that receives should never forget.
Author: The Talmud

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!
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Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
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Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," said Calvin. "But I told you not to file the beak too much." "I didn't," explained Calvin, "but by the time I got him out of the vise, he was already dead."
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Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonight's show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left." "Well, I'll be hog tied! Only two left in standing room!" said the farm boy. "Are they together?"
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An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"
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