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Don't agonize. Organize.
Author: Florynce Kennedy

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Author: David Lloyd George

Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.
Author: William Faulkner

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Author: Dr. Seuss

Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.
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Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Answer: A Lickalotopus.
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Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
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