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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Author: Harold Wilson

Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Cranes carry this heavy mystical baggage. They're icons of fidelity and happiness. The Vietnamese believe cranes cart our souls up to heaven on our wings.
Author: Mitchell Burgess

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
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A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away. He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away. He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
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How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes