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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with bl
Author: Terry Pratchett

God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest.
Author: Swedish Proverb

God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to guard and defend it.
Author: Daniel Webster

God helps those who help themselves.
Author: Anonymous

God is dead.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
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Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
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What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
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