Best Cell Phones

Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Author: Socrates

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.
Author: C. S. Lewis

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Author: Woody Allen

Europe will never be like America. Europe is a product of history. America is a product of philosophy.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
Author: Clarence Darrow

Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!
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Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes