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Danger past, God forgotten.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.
Author: J. K. Rowling

Death Its the only thing we havent succeeded in completely vulgarizing.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

Death is not the worst; rather, in vain To wish for death, and not to compass it.
Author: Sophocles

When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?"
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."
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"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes