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Examine what is said, not him who speaks.
Author: Arab Proverb

Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high, look it quarely in the eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.'
Author: Ann Landers

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible.
Author: Eugene Ionesco

Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
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Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
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Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
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An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord." When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, "What was the name of that Indian again?"
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Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes