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Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Conceit is God's gift to little men.
Author: Bruce Barton

Confusion is always the most honest response.
Author: Marty Indik

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Author: H. L. Mencken

Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin.
Author: Bible

Where do cows like to live? St. Moo-is.
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Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!
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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
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