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Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Birds sing after a storm; why shouldn't people feel as free to delight in whatever sunlight remains to them?
Author: Rose Kennedy

Blessed are they who heal you of self-despisings. Of all services which can be done to man, I know of none more precious.
Author: William Hale White

Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life.
Author: Bible

Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man's ingratitude.
Author: William Shakespeare

What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse", she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does. "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too. His mother then says, "Johnny, please don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!"
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
This is the joke from a category: Children jokes