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I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment. We run, hopefully as fast as we can, and then everyone must stop. We can only choose how we handle the race.
Author: Hugh Elliott

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Author: Mark Twain

I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances.
Author: Martha Washington

I approach these questions unwillingly, as they are sore subjects, but no cure can be effected without touching upon and handling them.
Author: Titus Livius

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
Author: Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late, isn't it? !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on, Sam !
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Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !
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