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Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance his value in the eyes of others.
Author: Arnold Bennett

Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Far better to think historically, to remember the lessons of the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part of the knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be one who knows that if you reserve the power not
Author: A. Bartlett Giamatti

Fashion is the science of appearances, and it inspires one with the desire to seem rather than to be.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Faults are soon copied.
Author: Horace

Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.
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Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes