Best quotes to send by SMS
Jeanne Moreau I don't think success is harmful, as so many people say. Rather, I believe it indispensable to talent, if for nothing else than to increase the talent.
Author: Jeanne Moreau

Samuel Goldwyn I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

Madeleine Albright I don't want to sound Pollyannaish, but I hope that out of a tragedy like this something good will come. I hope we understand we're one family.
Author: Madeleine Albright

William Shakespeare I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.
Author: William Shakespeare

Paul Fussell I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
Author: Paul Fussell

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
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Men jokes What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
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Men jokes Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
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Men jokes There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".
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Men jokes Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
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