Best quotes to send by SMS

I don't think success is harmful, as so many people say. Rather, I believe it indispensable to talent, if for nothing else than to increase the talent.
Author: Jeanne Moreau
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn
I don't want to sound Pollyannaish, but I hope that out of a tragedy like this something good will come. I hope we understand we're one family.
Author: Madeleine Albright
I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.
Author: William Shakespeare
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
Author: Paul Fussell
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's
God's gift?
Exchange him.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
What do you do if your boyfriend walks
out?
Close the door.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Why do little boys whine?
Because they're
practicing to be men.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men:
"don't" and "stop".
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their
own business?
1. No mind
2. No business.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes