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Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent.
Author: William Shakespeare

From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
Author: Sigmund Freud

From the end spring new beginnings.
Author: Pliny the Elder

Frugality without creativity is deprivation.
Author: Amy Dacyczyn

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
Author: H. H. Williams

What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
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Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.
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What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.
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Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !
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