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He can make me love something just by showing me the energy with which he loves it.
Author: Heather Armstrong

He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man's ruin, unless tempered with discretion.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner.
Author: Hesiod

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
Author: Douglas Adams

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."
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Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck
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Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
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Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
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Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.
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