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How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to
Author: Lord Byron

Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Jane Wagner

Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !
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