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I live in company with a body, a silent companion, exacting and eternal.
Author: Eugene Delacroix

I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together a
Author: James Thurber

Hope deferred maksth the heart sick.
Author: Bible

I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
Author: Socrates

I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.
Author: Louise Nevelson

How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !
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What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
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Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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