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He who comes first, eats first. [Familiar as: First come first served.]
Author: Eike von Repkow

He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope for the human condition is a fool.
Author: Albert Camus

He who establishes his argument by noise and command, shows that his reason is weak.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.
Author: Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Author: Mae West

Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them. He said to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!" The hole digger replied, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes