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I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.
Author: Ellen Goodman

I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views.
Author: Edith Wharton

I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose.
Author: Ludwig van Beethoven

I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.
Author: Adrienne E. Gusoff

I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of tolerance.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
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An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !'
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If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.
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Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !
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