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Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Customs are more powerful than laws.
Author: The Talmud

Danger and delight grow on one stalk.
Author: English Proverb

Dare to be yourself.
Author: Andre Gide

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
Author: Eric Sevareid

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?
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The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that it's up to you."
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes