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He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter.
Author: Dr. Isaac Barrow

He that seeks trouble never misses.
Author: French Proverb

He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Author: Thomas Paine

He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Author: Geoffrey Chaucer

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
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Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
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When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"
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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely. "Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate before he got away!"
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