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Health is not simply the absence of sickness.
Author: Hannah Green

Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
Author: J. K. Rowling

Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders.
Author: Bob Moawad

Her greatness lay in doing what everybody could do but doesn't. She was unexpected. She was untitled. (She was) an improbable warrior that was leading an unlikely army of waitresses and street sweepers and shopkeepers and auto mechanics.
Author: Jennifer Granholm

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!
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What do you call an ant with frog's legs? An antphibian.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes