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I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual.
Author: Virginia Woolf

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
Author: Rebecca West

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Author: Groucho Marx

I once said, "We will bury you," and I got into trouble with it. Of course we will not bury you with a shovel. Your own working class will bury you.
Author: Nikita Khrushchev

What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
This is the joke from a category: Movie and TV jokes

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes