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If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care: Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.
Author: Anonymous

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Author: Jewish Proverb

If I take refuge in ambiguity, I can assure you that it's quite conscious.
Author: Frank Boyden

I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
Author: Dorothy Parker

If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
Author: Russell P. Askue

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny
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