Best quotes to send by SMS

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
Author: Voltaire
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.
Author: Angelina Jolie
If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
Author: Matt Groening
If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known.
Author: George C. Marshall
If men were born free, they would, so long as they remained free, form no conception of good and evil.
Author: Baruch Spinoza
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his
jumper ?
Warren !
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A
tender, loving hare.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges
another
rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare
dare.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an
orange?
A pip squeak.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What do you get
when you cross a rabbit
with strawberry soda?
A berry bubbly bunny.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes