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Each painting has its own way of evolving...When the painting is finished, the subject reaveals itself.
Author: William Baziotes

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.
Author: James Thurber

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
Author: Adelle Davis

Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and evil tendencies subject to an upright and reasoning will, and you have done much to abolish misery from their future and crimes from society.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

A nurse had to take a patient back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the effects of the anesthetic and was rather confused. After nurse had made her comfortable, she was confronted with four of woman friends who asked, "How is she?" The nurse replied, "Oh, she's quite dopey." One of the friends said, "We know that, but how is she healthwise?"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband's mouth. As soon as the mouse takes a bite haul it out." "Oh, I see. Thank you, doctor. I'll go around to the fishmonger straight away and get a cod's head." "What do you want a cod's head for?" "Oh- I forgot to tell you. I've got to get the cat out first!"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes