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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright

Give not over thy soul to sorrow; and afflict not thyself in thy own counsel. Gladness of heart is the life of man and the joyfulness of man is length of days.
Author: Ecclesiastes

Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent, indeed, than having.
Author: Margaret Lee Runbeck

Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself, Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught.
Author: William Shakespeare

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
This is the joke from a category: Halloween jokes