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He is brought as a lamb to the slaughter.
Author: Bible

He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
Author: Samuel Foote

He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before.
Author: Homer

He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray.
Author: Homer

He not busy being born is busy dying.
Author: Bob Dylan

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer." One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah well, sir," came the reply, "that's a very unusual feature of this particular parrot. You see, he's a trained parrot, sir, he used to be in the circus. If you pull the string on his left foot he says 'Hello' and if you pull the string on his left foot he says 'Goodbye'." "And what happens if you pull both strings at once?" "I fall off my perch, you fool!" screeched the parrot.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes