Best quotes to send by SMS
Kin Hubbard Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Buzz Aldrin Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.
Author: Buzz Aldrin

Walt Whitman How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!
Author: Walt Whitman

Satchel Paige How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige

Lewis B. Frumkes How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ada ! Ada who ? Ada'mond is forever !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
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