Best quotes to send by SMS

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Author: Kin Hubbard
Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.
Author: Buzz Aldrin
How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!
Author: Walt Whitman
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Author: Satchel Paige
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Author: Lewis B. Frumkes
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ada
!
Ada who ?
Ada'mond is forever !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adeline
!
Adeline who ?
Adeline extra to the letter !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Agent
!
Agent who ?
Agentle breeze !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aitch
!
Aitch who ?
Bless You !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alba
!
Alba !
Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes