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Honor does not have to be defended.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.
Author: E. B. White

I always wanted to be somebody. If I made it, it's half because I was game enough to take a lot of punishment along the way and half because there were a lot of people who cared enough to help me.
Author: Althea Gibson

I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.
Author: Clarence Darrow

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !
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