Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible For now we see through a glass, darkly.
Author: Bible

Bible For riches certainly make themselves wings.
Author: Bible

Bible For the children of this world are in their generation wiser than the children of light.
Author: Bible

Eudora Welty For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others.
Author: Eudora Welty

Lord Byron For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And the heart must pause for breath, And love itself have rest.
Author: Lord Byron

The best jokes to send by SMS
Fishing jokes Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
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Food jokes A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
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Food jokes I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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Food jokes Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!
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Food jokes What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
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