Best quotes to send by SMS

For now we see through a glass, darkly.
Author: Bible
For riches certainly make themselves wings.
Author: Bible
For the children of this world are in their generation wiser than the children of light.
Author: Bible
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others.
Author: Eudora Welty
For the sword outwears its sheath,
And the soul wears out the breast,
And the heart must pause for breath,
And love itself have rest.
Author: Lord Byron
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why men like to fishing so much?
They
finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
A
couple of kids tried using pickles for a
Ping-Pong game. They had the
volley of the Dills.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
I thought you were trying to get into shape?
I
am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
Q: Ever wonder
about people who pay $2 for a
bottle of Evian water?
A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes
What are the four food groups?
For
bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.
For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley
and Yeast.
For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
This is the joke from a category: Food jokes