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He who can suppress a moment's anger may prevent a day of sorrow.
Author: Tryon Edwards

He who desires is always poor.
Author: Claudianus

He who does not venture has no luck.
Author: Mexican Proverb

He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it.
Author: Confucius

He who has never hoped can never despair.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr... Newfie - I don't care what color they are, just put four budgies in a box for me. Is that too hard? Salesman - O.K. O.K. The two newfies pay for the budgies and leave. They drive out to this high cliff in Newfoundland and the first newfie reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping his arms. Of course he SPLATS at the bottom. The second newfie looks down at his friend's twisted remains and says "What a shame. this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be!"
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What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !
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An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.
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Why did the bee started talking poetry ? He was waxing lyrical !
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