Best quotes to send by SMS

Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
Author: Demosthenes
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
Author: Thomas Jefferson
Every crowd has a silver lining.
Author: Phineas Taylor Barnum
Every day that we spent not improving our products was a wasted day.
Author: Joel Spolsky
Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in.
Author: Joshua Schachter
The best jokes to send by SMS

Two women, who are dog owners,
are arguing
which dog is smarter.
First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he
waits for the
paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper
and brings it to me.
Second woman: I know.
First one:
How?
Second one: My dog told me.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Q. What did the dog say when he sat on
sand
paper?
A. "Rough rough".
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Do you send e-mails on your home
computer?
What's the point?
I can just bring my home along with me and have a
chat.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
How do footballers send messages?
By
referee-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
How do really posh dogs send messages?
By
predigree-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes