Best quotes to send by SMS
Demosthenes Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
Author: Demosthenes

Thomas Jefferson Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Phineas Taylor Barnum Every crowd has a silver lining.
Author: Phineas Taylor Barnum

Joel Spolsky Every day that we spent not improving our products was a wasted day.
Author: Joel Spolsky

Joshua Schachter Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in.
Author: Joshua Schachter

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
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Dog jokes Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

E-mail jokes Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.
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E-mail jokes How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

E-mail jokes How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes