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For Brutus is an honourable man; So are they all, all honourable men.
Author: William Shakespeare

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Author: Bob Wells

For I am fearfully and wonderfully made.
Author: Bible

For many are called, but few are chosen.
Author: Bible

For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Author: Clifton Fadiman

What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
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Where do fish come from? Finland!
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Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
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