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He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one.
Author: Alexander Pope

He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
Author: M. C. Escher

He will laugh thee to scorn.
Author: Bible

Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.
Author: Hippocrates

Health is worth more than learning.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !
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Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !
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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !
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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !
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Why did the spider buy a car ? So he could take it out for a spin !
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