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God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

God gives, but man must open his hand.
Author: German Proverb

God help those who do not help themselves.
Author: Wilson Mizner

God is always on the side of the big battalions.
Author: Voltaire

God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas.
Author: Pablo Picasso

What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint.
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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !
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A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.
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