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He who demands mercy and shows none burns the bridges over which he himself must later pass.
Author: Thomas Adams

He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to speak.
Author: Ausonius

He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of inci
Author: Victor Hugo

He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him; if stronger, spare thyself.
Author: William Shakespeare

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Author: James Thurber

One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes