Best quotes to send by SMS

I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates
I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde
I am reminded of the professor who, in his declining hours, was asked by his devoted pupils for his final counsel. He replied, 'Verify your quotations.'
Author: Sir Winston Churchill
I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chosethough not always what I pleased.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecil
!
Cecil who ?
Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cereal
!
Cereal who ?
Cereal pleasure to meet you !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Che
!
Che who ?
Che what your made of !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cherry
!
Cherry who ?
Cherry oh, see you later !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chin and
Tony !
Chin and Tony who ?
Chin and Tonyk !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes