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I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
Author: Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want to sound Pollyannaish, but I hope that out of a tragedy like this something good will come. I hope we understand we're one family.
Author: Madeleine Albright

I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.
Author: William Shakespeare

I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
Author: Paul Fussell

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds.
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Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
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Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
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Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
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Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom
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