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Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge of you.
Author: William Shakespeare

Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sun-dial in the shade?
Author: Benjamin Franklin

His hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him.
Author: Bible

His lordship may compel us to be equal upstairs, but there will never be equality in the servants hall.
Author: James M. Barrie

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
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What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic.
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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry, Fry again
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I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......
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What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky.
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